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Machine Gun Granny Will Shoot You in the 'Toodles'

Machine Gun Granny Will Shoot You in the 'Toodles'

Awesome Redneck Moment of the Week: March 12, 2012

We love our grannies for all the love and cookies they give us, and we especially love when our grannies get a little snippy. Granny loves her family, but boy howdy, does she hate those morons who try quickdraw her for her change purse. Granny doesn't mess around, you know, and when she pulls that MP40 out of her bag, you better head for the hills, son -- and you better cover your toodles on the way there.

We know this is an old video, but we just couldn't help but share a classic.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ha9S0LXPHx8


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